which zoner would you happily masturbate to?

Category: Dating and Relationships

Post 1 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Saturday, 10-Jun-2006 22:36:19

this could mean, you'd think about voice or anything. Have fun! I know i will!

Post 2 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Saturday, 10-Jun-2006 22:38:12

well you certainly wouldn't be on my list Garret

Post 3 by andy.bailey (i try to be intellijant, it dont always work thow.) on Saturday, 10-Jun-2006 22:46:01

neether of u are on my list! or would be even considdered as being my cup of tea! and she noes who she is damit!
and as long as she noes no one els needs to no! ha
andy!B

Post 4 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Saturday, 10-Jun-2006 23:25:52

you all bore me! gr'r'r'r'r'r'r'r'r'r'rowl

Post 5 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 0:22:16

Sorry Garett, u don't make my list either.

Post 6 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 0:58:51

It's all about you my scotty wotty, I'll dream of charry and vinilla lube as I choke my chicken thinking of your sweet centual voice.

Post 7 by Nage (Your father's friend's daughter's roommate's niece) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 1:14:51

Well, really, since most of you are just eloquence reading, I could just masturbate to that. But, um, how bout not?

Post 8 by ItsJustBabyT (the price is WRONG, bitch!) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 3:03:24

Jared, you're disgusting....

Post 9 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 3:04:56

The one zoner who I would masterbate to knows who they are and that's all I'm saying.

Post 10 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 4:25:06

Well, this board has been an education...

Post 11 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 10:03:50

Hmm special education

Post 12 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 10:13:26

hmmm, possibly what we call life skills, although i'm not certain...

Post 13 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 10:22:47

Hmm possibly it calls into question the stadard of sex ed in american schools. But wait, I can hear the teacher coming with the milk and biscuits, time for a break little ones

Post 14 by Spirit Led Poet (a single snowflake falling from the stars above) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 11:09:19

umm, if you want my honest answer on this question it'd be... ... ... no one. None of yall guys have me goin crazy over you so yeah no one..*smile

Post 15 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 11:20:04

lmfao! this board still bores me!

Post 16 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 11:38:04

lol...you started it, so you should start it all off...lol

Post 17 by Spirit Led Poet (a single snowflake falling from the stars above) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 23:24:26

yeah garret, give us your reply and set this off for all of us then I'd be happy to tell you

Post 18 by ialwayslose (Newborn Zoner) on Monday, 12-Jun-2006 10:56:49

well whoever i told was sexy is in their audio profile review, so he knows who he is... but i'd not erm, do what this board is suggesting whilst listening to him no way! besides, dont even remember which one he was now!

Post 19 by Spirit Led Poet (a single snowflake falling from the stars above) on Monday, 12-Jun-2006 13:13:46

does that mean your a hoe? you just go from guy to guy without remembering who they are..lmao jkjk

Post 20 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2006 15:22:44

I would only masturbate to one person on here, and they know who they are...

Post 21 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2006 15:31:24

oy! hmmm, let's think of a new board, how about...finding a girl for tray1? lmfaolmfaolmfaolmfaolmfao!

Post 22 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2006 17:38:44

all the lesbians with hot voices.

Post 23 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2006 23:50:37

When I think about any combination of Frequency, Liam, Shark, SouthParkFan, and Zentor, I touch myself. Let's all play together someday.



Bwa Ha Ha Ha,



-Dave

Post 24 by frequency (the music man) on Wednesday, 14-Jun-2006 1:15:38

fuck you! lol but seriously, i gotta be on a few chicks' lists ...

Post 25 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Wednesday, 14-Jun-2006 7:38:54

Dave, isn't southpark fan a kid? if so...that's a little disturbing...but i don't have any idea who anyone is anymore...*looks confused*

Post 26 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Wednesday, 14-Jun-2006 8:05:21

post 23, i haven't laughed that hard in a long time. And south park fan is about 16 I think.

Post 27 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Wednesday, 14-Jun-2006 8:16:50

thought he was 15, he sounds younger. i think i've been on conference with him before...lol.

Post 28 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Wednesday, 14-Jun-2006 13:01:09

The SouthParkFan I mentioned is 30. The other one is O&A Fan (used to be known as SPFan something) ; he's about 15; sounds about 9. LOL


-Dave

Post 29 by tear drop (No longer looking for a prince, merely a pauper with potential!!!!!) on Thursday, 15-Jun-2006 17:03:47

Only one, and they know who they are.

Post 30 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Friday, 16-Jun-2006 8:09:05

Garret...i hope you're happy with your little creation, and dave, *breathes a sigh of relief*

Post 31 by Rune Knight (Ancient Demon - Darkness will always conquer Light!) on Friday, 16-Jun-2006 9:30:47

Garret no one has really givin an answer on this board as to who they would masturbate to. I think this went down the shitter as fast as it got started. lmfao!!

Post 32 by Spirit Led Poet (a single snowflake falling from the stars above) on Friday, 16-Jun-2006 13:27:59

ok ok yall want a true answer. i'll give it to you, i would happily masterbate to no one on this site, there its an answer isn't it?

Post 33 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 16-Jun-2006 17:13:41

I don't masturbate. My folks always said if I did I'd go blind, and I figure I've well on my way without the help.

Incidentally, is that what happened to everyone on the zone?
Bob

Post 34 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Friday, 16-Jun-2006 23:26:27

Bob,

If so, I masturbated in eutero. And, my mom says the baby's "kickin"...

Hahahahaha,



-Dave

Post 35 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 17-Jun-2006 12:41:36

Oh my God, that's hilarious Dave. You're right, and I did too, so I guess I lied in my last post, I guess I really do(did) masturbate. Am I going to hell?
Signed "worried".

Post 36 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Saturday, 17-Jun-2006 17:55:11

Ga...you two! that's hilarious!...lolololololol